Exhibit A: My Comb
Next, my socks. My ankle socks are too small. Have been for years. They do not even stay on the back of my heel. It is incredibly irritating. I walk around the house with socks halfway off my feet. Once I looked at the sock rack at Academy but thought, hmm... I can't decide, these socks seem kind of expensive. Then left.
Next up, paper towel usage. I can't remember the last time Greg used an entire paper towel. He tears off the exact square footage (square inch-age?) needed for the job at hand. I feel so ashamed when he sees me use an entire paper towel. Oh the extravagance.
Lastly, here is a typical food related conversation.
Greg: I'll have a burger please. With cheese.
Cashier: That will be 15 cents extra.
Greg: Oh, never mind.